Sunday 15 September 2013

The Fox Says...

Well that was an attention grabbing title wasn't it? WA PA PA PA PA PA PA POW!

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Not funny ah? K. Anyway by the time you read this it will still be Sunday but you will be feeling even worse because school reopens tomorrow for the secondary school students. :)

Just kidding I'm here to cheer you up, down, left and right! So what if there's school tomorrow? So what if you're going to face the same boring teachers with the same boring lessons giving you the same boring homework? So what? You've survived school this long, you've persevered, you've endured the long hours of torture under the Cher's menacing glare and long hours of repetitive maths examples. You've also endured the "short" principle's speeches which go on for half an hour and makes even the Chers fall asleep!

Be proud of yourself, cos you're the sperm that swam first to the egg. Be proud that you've come to where you are without being frustrated enough to actually "burn your homework" which you've said countless times but have no actual guts to do it. Be proud that you can still go to school everyday even though you've wished countless times for it to burn down/flood/explode/get abducted by an alien spaceship.

You can do this, you can survive 5 continuous days of torture and hardship in classrooms! Look forward to recces where you can gossip with your classmates while being in the insanely long and slow queues! Be excited for the science practicals where you can get really cool reactions from watching your teacher's demonstrations which you never really have a chance to do! Be happy that you can finally get out from class at the end of the day to go to your CCA which lasts until dinner time!

With that many good things to look forward to from a school which you thought was boring, dull, full of unreasonable teachers and classmates who talk behind your back, what's there to dread? Look forward to tomorrow when you can see your classmates and copy homework from them as fast you can!

Here's wishing all students a good Monday tomorrow! :)

Note: If you detect sarcasm in this post, you're really really smart. Bravo.

@livinginsg